lizzieelise
lizzieelise

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

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johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

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sweet-bitsy:

This emoticon only gets funnier when you expand the face

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

a friend’s dad once hugged me goodbye and said “you’re like the daughter i never had” and his wife is like “you
have a daughter

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anidioticblogger:

excuse me waiter where are my crayons

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